MARGIE OF GLENN MORE
ATAR OF SARUM
DOMINIQUE FOOSHA TOONE
THORRGILL INI GANGINNI BROJ'SONN
LORD RIOGHAN OF SAARLANDS
B. FARROWI would also like to thank doughnuts and coffee! Without whom, I would be considerably slimmer!
D. TOONE
K. FARROW
On a field azure, a laurel wreath ore. Inbase three mounts, argent. Two arrows crossed gules.
Isabelle Rose Thaggard
"Remember Love"
LADY DRUID ORANGE GIRLIE
We also have a new Arts and Sciences Officer, Lady Nadia Stopka (Kelly Farrow). Kelly has a broad A&S knowledge especially in costuming and I'm sure she will fill the role exceptionally. Hopefully Kelly will be able to have an A&S calendar ready for us soon.
Tuesday nights are going to change slightly with the introduction of an organised training schedule. So far, the training will include many of the basic principles of defence, attack, chivalry and pageantry. The calendar is being organised by Margie of Glenmore (Group Marshal), Sui Zo (Dep. Group Marshal) and myself. A full schedule and descriptions of the training sessions can be found later in the Aardvarkian and on our Webpage.
We currently don't have any Feasts scheduled, so anyone who has a burning desire to run a feast, please step forward.
Regards,
Sir Atar of Sarum
Our plan is to make The Aardvarkian as interesting and as cheap as possible. Online, it will cost you nothing, as there are no printing or postage costs. Those wanting it mailed, pay for printing and postage. Each issue is $2.00 each. There isn't a regular publishing schedule, so you pay per issue. What we need for postage is the following:
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Send information and any articles to The Chronicler to the address
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HERALD
Fergus an Feumail (Stuart Kirkham) -9728 5072 or webmaster@pocketgothiboi.zzn.com
MARSHAL
Margie of Glen More (Marg Henley) -9736 1063 or mhenley@zip.com.au
REEVE
Marshall Privy-Digger (Michael Mazzei) maxei@netlink.com.au
CONSTABLE
William Cumyn (Bill Farrow) bfarrow@swin.edu.au
ARTS AND SCIENCES OFFICER
Lady Nadia Stopka (Kelly Farrow) kvaughan@ipass.net
HISTORIAN
Thorrgill ini gangini Broj'sonn (Thorrgill Corrigan) -9830 8210 or
cogsy@hockeymail.com
CHRONICLER
Lady Druid Orange Girlie (Vanessa J. Thomson evanessa@mira.net
Four - Wooden, chopping boards (1 small, 1 medium and 2 large)GARB
Two - Blue, plastic vegetable peelers
Eleven - Whitish Tablecloths
One - Large, Sharp Knife
One - Crappy can/bottle opener
Five - Pots (2 14/litre and 3 11/litre)
Five- Plastic Buckets
Two - Tongs
Four - Wooden Spoons
Seven - Ladles (1 blue plastic and 6 metal)
One - Serving Ladle
Four - Small, square, Glass Bowls
Thirteen - Tea towels
Three - Cloth Sponges
Thirty Seven - Cane plates
Three - Trays (1 square and 2 round)
Sixteen - Small, wooden Bowls
Six - Medium, wooden bowls
Two - Large, wooden bowls
Two - Glass candle holders
One - Brown Pumpkin Skirt (Donated by Vanessa J. Thomson)
One - Blue Hood (Donated by Kelly Farrow)
One - Green Tabard (Donated by Kelly Farrow)
MATERIALS: Very coarse 2 ply homespun wool, washed.
TENSION: 1st = 1cm
NEEDLES: Set of 4x~7mm
(Buy a length of wooden dowel, cut into four pieces about 22cm in length. Sharpen each end with a good pencil sharpener, and rub down with fine sandpaper. There is no need to provide any other finish because after knitting this cap, they will be beautifully treated with lanolin!)
METHOD:
Cast on 59sts, and distribute between three needles.
Knit 2 rounds.
NEXT ROUND: Knit to last st on each needle, then increase by knitting
into the front and the back of the remaining st. (62 sts)
Knit 10 rounds.
NEXT ROUND: Knit to last 2 sts on each needle, then decrease by K2tog.
(59 sts)
(This shaping forms the hem or brim of the cap, which can be sewn under
when the cap is completed.)
Knit 9 rounds.
NEXT ROUND: Knit to last 2 sts on each needle, then decrease by K2tog.
(56 sts)
Knit 9 rounds.
NEXT ROUND: Knit 9 sts, then K2tog, knit to end of 1st needle. Complete
the 2nd and 3rd needles using the same decreasing method. (53 sts)
Knit 9 rounds.
NEXT ROUND: Knit to last 2 sts on each needle, then decrease by K2tog.
(50 sts)
Knit 1 round.
NEXT ROUND: Knit 3, K2tog... continue to the end of the round.
NEXT ROUND: Knit 2, K2tog... continue to the end of the round.
Continue altering these two rows till 8 sts remain.
Draw these sts together and top with a button.
Source:
The source of this pattern was in Richard Rutt's A History of Handknitting, and in it, he suggests that the Monmouth Cap had a loop of 14 sts attached behind. This pattern should provide you with a deep, warm skull cap.
However, perhaps it is appropriate that I address this issue, as it is one that I find myself running into with heated notions and then reeling from the aftershock of queasy guilt!
I admit, that I have a tendency to let off steam and do it at times, with little thought of where I am, who I am with and who may find out. It's called letting your emotions get the best of you and for me, bottling up anger and letting it explode... disastrously.
I am however, fortunate, that I have people who love me enough to try and gently point me in the right direction. I don't often take to this kindly and hack at the hand that tries to help me. Testament to how great they are... they're still around! Since this is one of my more lucid moments, I will take this opportunity to thank them. I'm not easy to live with.
So... how does this relate to the S.C.A? I have made S.C.A gaffs... and rather badly.
As the S.C.A is a social activity it is more than likely that you will encounter people with whom you will clash. Personality conflicts are human nature. I bitch, so I have had to learn to take as good as I give. Not easy and hasn't always worked! That is the price I pay for having a smart mouth.
However...
If you have a 'disagreement' with someone in regards to their behaviour in the S.C.A, I do feel that is different. In persona, we are accountable for our actions and have to take responsibility for what we say and do. We are subject to disciplinary action under S.C.A law. We are a courteous society, as well as a chivalric one with a great sense of honour. As the aggrieved party you are more than welcome to pursue satisfaction for a wrong.
This is the Grievance Procedure:
If you feel that an injustice has been done or that somebody's behaviour
is reproachable... condemning them publicly is bad form. If you have a
complaint, take it to the proper authorities, or in S.C.A terms, follow
the Grievance Procedure. You look twice as bad for defaming their name,
without them being available to defend themselves. Instead follow the correct
procedures and approach the people involved.
If you wish to comment on somebody's actions, whom you say it too or in front of, is to be considered. Public slander, is the worst form of childish behaviour (Naturally, I am using strong words as this is an important issue and one that I feel needs to be addressed).
Let me reiterate; bitching with friends is one thing, but when you continually broach an issue, in front of people unconnected with it and belittling a person, this is a serious faux pas. I strongly urge that next time; you stop, take a deep breath and consider the consequences of what you say... for it may be you, facing the wrath of a wronged person.
The S.C.A is a social recreational past time. Fun is what we are all here for. We are more than lucky that we have a forum for the disenfranchised. I suggest that people make use of it or if not... build a bridge and get over it! (I understand that this is a Peerage quality :))
I feel that I need not beat the issue to death. For those wanting a clearer definition of the Grievance Procedure and how it works, check Gorpora, or even ask your local Seneschal, Pelican, Laurel or Knight. All are here to help and all are more than happy to assist.
So happy S.C.Aing to you all
Yours in service to the mouth,
LADY DRUID ORANGE GIRLIE
All hail the new Arrowsreach Arts and Sciences Officer Lady Nadia Stopka
(Kelly Farrow)
Woo Hoo!
Together Nadia and I are planning great things for your collective
artistic and scientific futures.
You should all be very excited!
We have a great deal of talent here in Arrowsreach and we are going
to suck it dry in an attempt to look good!
Margie suggested that we should try to do more A&S competitions.
Damn fine idea. I'm going to try to do an icon thingy and Margie has been
seen knitting something (a monmouth cap)....So check out this months Pegasus
for the A&S comp list and see what you can do.....
We will be discussing documentation at the next A&S meeting....If
that's O.K. with Nadia!!!!
(I forgot to mention that to her!)
Please, please, please flood us with ideas and projects that you would
like to share with this group.
We need people to give talks and share the wealth of knowledge festering
in their brains with us.
(Am I being inspirational enough Simimon? I'm practicing on the rest
of the world so I can inspire your butt into a lean, stylish and well presented
fighting machine!)
Anyway that's enough from me. Its Nadia's turn now. You go girl!
Love, muffins and the occasional beer!
Helga
xxx
Greetings and Salutations to you all!
As new Arts and Sciences Officer for Arrowsreach, I would like to encourage all of you to share your knowledge, skill and talents!! A&S classes from now on will be held the first Tuesday of every month, so come and join us. Thus far we have had several terrific evenings, but to continue this I will need more volunteers to give informative talks or hands on classes in subjects of Medieval interest. Any and all topics are welcome, as well as novice teachers...(don't be shy if you're not an expert, just share what you do know). I would like to thank Thorgill, Roland and Helga for the excellent classes that they taught. We now know more about Norse Myths and Legends, Fly-fishing in the Middle Ages and Illumination!
On August 3rd, Lady Ness will be doing a workshop on Writing Articles (something we all need to do sooner or later, so we might as well learn to do it properly!)
For September 7th, I'll give a talk on Medieval Games and Pastimes. If you're good boys and girls you'll get to play with my toys :)
There will be general A&S on all other Tuesday nights and everyone
is welcome to come work on and/or find help with his or her miscellaneous
projects.
Please contact Helga (Deputy officer on 9546 8302) or myself if you
have any other queries, suggestions or would like to teach a class.
Big Congratulations to Mistress Margie of Glenmore...the newest member of the Order of the Laurel! We are oh so proud of her :) Good job Marg, you earned it!
In Service
Lady Nadia Stolpa
kvaughan@ipass.net
Arching, stretching she ascends,
Moisture like tear drops fall.
Wind now her ally as she ducks , dives and glides,
Heading endlessly forward till her final lie.
DOMINQUE FOOSHA TOONE
When I went to the Privies for my morning fluid evacuation, young Sui walked up and said, "This is so you remember" and he punches me in the arm and runs off. 1
As we were waiting between battles, Fergus was giving me an excited tally on his kills for the first battles. This made me reminisce about my first heavy engagement. It was when Big Bruce was Prince. All I remember was the sound of my helmet ringing when two swords, a mace and an arrow hit me in the head.
The second set of battles were due to start, when the King requested the presence of the Knights to one side of the field. During this stop work meeting, I gave Fergus a few more pointers on how to stay alive, how to get kills and how to die in the most fun way. 2
The battles continued and we broke for lunch, which is also the end of the days fighting. I retired to the Arrowsreach campsite and started drinking and hopefully getting a few people to play the Saarlands Dating Game. Corny popped into the campsite and tells me that he has just delivered a helm to Monkey Boy 3 just like the one that I ordered, so we went to Cam Persia to look at the helm. On the way we found Mr. Bucket Mouth4 and he walks along with us.
As we broke through the trees that form the boundary of the campsite, I saw His Occidental Majesty, Garrick King of the West. His Majesty is standing there with his hands on his hips, looking very regal and directly at me. At this point, I realised that something is up. I acted cool, calm and collected. 5 All the typical things go through my head; am I in trouble? No, he is smiling and so was Kurgs. Are they going to as me to join the Chi..? No don't be stupid. You're not that good. Was my fly down? Did I do something really stupid in the field today?
I was shaking so badly that they must have seen it. This made me shake more. His Majesty, Kurgs, and Corny made small talk and basked in my nervous state. I really don't remember much of what they said. I was too stunned by what I thought I was going to be asked, but at the same time didn't believe that they would.
His Majesty was looking at me very seriously. I panicked, had I just
missed a question? "Enough of this Atar, I have asked for you to be brought
here, so We can ask you a Question. We would like to admit you to the order
of Chivalry. Do you accept"
I thought to myself, "I'm not worthy, I'm not good enough, I don't
want the responsibility, why me, what do I say? Oh shit they're serious!"
I blurt out "Yeah".
Kurgs looked at me and say's, "@#*^!" 6.
As I got up off the ground, Kurgan asks "The important thing you need
to think about is when".
"Huh!?" I respond.
"You need to think about when. Remember here at Rowany the King is
here, and so are many other people who might not be able to make it to
Stormhold."
"Your Majesty, Your Highness, may I have some time to think about this?"
"Yes, but please let Us know a soon as possible"
"Uh Huh" I reply. I should have guessed that Cam would never wear a
Sallet.
I walked back to my campsite in a daze. I never really expected to be asked. Knighthood is one of those things you strive for, but never really expect to get. 7
As I mentioned earlier, I am rarely surprised and I rarely have trouble dealing with things. I don't panic, I don't freak out and I usually use stress to become more productive. After my little talk with the King, the Prince and a double Peer, I was surprised I was having trouble dealing with it. I was freaking out and the stress was killing me.
That Bastard Sui must have known. I will get him back one day. You hear me Sui, YOU WILL PAY!
As I'm sure you can imagine, this was a really hard decision to make. Do I go for 90% of my friends and peers, or for a small amount of friends and peers, but have Margie and Bron there.
I eventually got back to the campsite and I hunted down Yvonne 11 and asked her. This made me feel much better as she immediately started freaking out too. We eventually worked out that we should get her phone from Sui's car and give Bron a call. When I say 'we', it was actually Yvonne. I was still unable to think coherently.
I couldn't remember the phone number for Phyllis 12, so I tried 0175 Directory Assistance. No help. Apparently there is no P. Pilgrim in Rintoule St in Nhill. I'm very sure that Phyllis would be upset to know that she has been living in the wrong house for the past 5 years. Next I tried to get the number for Donald Pilgrim13 in the hope that he could give me the number for Phyllis. It appears that D. Pilgrim doesn't live at 120 Wynam Rd Nhill and in fact no Pilgrims live at that address or on that road. This was another disturbing fact as the farm has been in the Pilgrim family for over 100 years. So I gave up.
After discussing the pros and cons with Yvonne, I decided that I would get it over and done with, as I wasn't sure I could stand it for much longer. So off I went to find Kurgs.
Now that I had decided, I went to the tavern and got drunk. It didn't work though, as I didn't drink much.14
As I got up, I knew exactly whom I would ask for what. I had a plan of attack and a grumpy Household to deal with. The Household didn't know about my impending knighthood, as I wanted it to be a surprise. I knew to get things done I wouldn't be able to fight in the morning. This would piss the guys off no end. 16 Vanessa telling Rob that I was most likely hung over from last night didn't help this. (Hee Hee, what do expect when you skulk around and act all girly! -Ness) So after most of them having a go at me they left for the field.
Alone now I had some more time to think and come to terms with my impending
elevation, and for a while I managed to get some control of myself. Time
for action! I found Alaric and started discussing which pieces of regalia
I would request from whom. Alaric suggested various methods ranging from,
who you respect, to who has the stuff you like the look of. As I said before,
I had already made my mind up so I quipped up with,
" Well that's why I came to see you. I would like to be knighted with
your belt".
"I would love to give you this belt, but it doesn't have a history.
What you should do is get the belt I gave to Sebastian from Southern Guard.
It was the belt used to Knight Brusi, Elfin, Sebastian, Corny, Kurgs, me
and many, many, more. Plus it would be nice to have it back in Lochac."
"Gee, I'd really hate to have that belt. It's just the one that was
used to Knight just about every knight I respect."
"So you want my new one?"
"Very funny"
Next I hunted down Corny. He, just like Alaric and myself, was not fighting.
I caught up with him and said, "Corny, I would like to wear your Knights
chain".
I didn't and still don't know what the history of the chain is, (I
need to contact him and write it down), but it seems an important one as
most of the chiv laughed at him when they found out that I had asked him.
I think a few of them thought I wanted it for its history. I didn't. Corny
is one of the Knights that made me want to do better, so I asked him as
I sign of respect, and because I wanted to be Knighted with something from
him.
Spurs were not an issue. When I was squired to RG, he told me that if I were ever knighted, I would be given his spurs.
As I was walking around the campsite looking for people, I was greeted by a few Knights with a happy, knowing look in their eyes. Without exception, they all asked me why I wasn't fighting. None of them seemed impressed with my answer, "I'm just trying to fit in".
That Evening I went to the Tavern early for the Fighter Auction. I was bought by Murgy for $50.
That night I also asked Kurgs if I could be Knighted with his sword and I asked Tony if I could take the oath of fealty on his sword.
His Majesty said it would be nice if I fought the Fighter Auction as a Knight. So I was to be Knighted at Morning Court (9:00 am) on the Village Green.
Alaric stayed up with me all night. Instead of jumping into a river/pond/pool, I had a shower. I figured it was basically the same thing,
Court is just about to start. I look around for some members of my Household.
No one. Not one of them has turned up for court. More reason to panic.
What can I do! What can I do! I see Alaine 18 walk nonchalantly by.
Yeah! Alaine. 19
"Alaine, can I ask you a favour?"
"What?"
"Can you go to the Arrowsreach campsite and get everyone down here
for court?"
"Why", he asks, knowing that something is up.
"I am just about to be Knighted." He congratulates me and skedaddles
off to the campsite.
Eventually it was time for the ceremony. The whole Household was called
up at court. It was funny to see who was excited by being called up at
court and who looked like they expected to be in trouble.
His Majesty said, "I'm looking for someone. Ah Master Daffyd! Would
you please act as my Heralds for the next section of court."
Daffyd replied, "Yes your Majesty"
"Thankyou for coming House Saarlands, you have my leave to depart."
We all get up to leave.
"Except for you", Pointing at me. "You may stay. Will the members of
the Chivalry come forth".
I really don't remember much after that. I'm told that there was a
big cheer, but I didn't hear it. (There was a thunderous roar that almost
lifted off the tavern roof! -Ness ) I do remember when His Majesty was
about to give the buffet; Daffyd had to step back to make room for the
swing. I thought, "Cool! It might knock some sense into me." It didn't.
I'm told that I did the lines Ok. To me, it felt like I fumbled over every
word. (Us girls ! -Ness)
After the ceremony as I was greeting my peers, Daffyd had arranged a choir to sing a song reciting my career highlights so far in the SCA.
The court was handed over to the Prince and Princess, Kurgs asked if Murgy was happy with his purchase for the fighter auction, Sir Atar of Sarum.
SIR ATAR OF SARUM
SCA Australia Inc has a $10M insurance policy, raised from $5M, but
it is still questionable as to what this does and does not cover us for.
Waivers for fighting appear to be not worth the paper it's printed
on, and they may void some personal things like Superannuation. We're going
to seek legal advice on this issue, among others.
Food safety is a major issue for us as a non profit organisation. At
the moment the local councils are unprepared to deal with it. It looks
like it will be a "zero fees, zero inspections" deal. Try and get a response
from the council before the event, follow the "Food Safety Guidelines for
Non Profit Orgs" (draft). A list of steps to follow will be drawn up and
made available, the B&B and Seneschals will need to enforce them.
State Corporation looks like it's the way to go. Canberra has already
done this and is operating a $2 fee to join on a voluntary basis. They
receive better legal coverage, and they can get a 'peppercorn' lease for
some crown land.
Will Cumyn
But in 1066 the Normans finally nobbled them. Even teachers know that William the Conqueror landed in 1066 and won the battle of Hastings. The Nasty Normans took over.
These Normans were Vikings who'd settles in Northern France. They wore pointy hats, and who can blame them? They'd probably heard the story of King Geoffrey of Brittany...
King Geoffrey was on a journey to Rome when one of his hawks attacked a chicken in a tavern yard. The innkeeper's wife was furious. She picked up a big iron pot and threw it at Geoff. It hit the King on the head and killed him. The Nasty Normans nipped in and nicked Geoff's lands for themselves - wearing helmets to avoid low-flying pots of course.
The Normans had some more writers and monks to record the history of their time. We are no longer 'in the dark' much. We've left the Dark Ages and entered the Later Middle Ages.
The Measly Middle Ages when the times were tough and life was hard. Measly food and a measly death by plague... or war... or tortures... or simply overwork.
And you think homework; school dinners and history lessons are bad?
Provided by Thorrgill ini gangini Broj'sonn from Terry Deary's book, "The Measly Middle Ages"
As a banner bearer, it is my responsibility to bear the banner of the glorious and mighty House Saarlands on the field. (Hopefully I will be able to bear the glorious shields and swords of House Saarlands in the future.) As a scout, my role is to check out the opposition and report back to the glorious Saarlands forces so they can wreak havoc on the enemy. (This is starting to make me nauseous! -Ness ) An on field water bearer is basically a scout with a bottle of water. (Periodly disguised of course.) The last task is that of commander, where you can tell people (including royalty2), what to do and take responsibility for winning (or losing) the battle.
I highly recommend being a Non-combatant for young adults like me to get used to the armour and getting shot at in S.C.A combat.
LORD RIOGHAN OF SAARLANDS
I was remiss and didn't make a report to Ragnar during the last reign,
although I did the reign before.
It seems that Tuesday Night training has continued to operate with healthy
numbers each week. The main problems as usual have been to do with
lack of
loaner armour for training. Some comments have been made on the total
lack of female armour for the use of interested would be female fighters.
There has been some discussion amongst Arrowsreach members regarding
ways to
remedy these problems, and hopefully some armour making workshops will
occur
in the near future.
There has been at least one new authorisation: Conan (Mark) - heavy.
[Sui] Actually, there have been a number of new heavy authorisations.
David
[Mark's brother], Stuart [previously a light], Fiona, Dillan [Dillan,
re-authorising after a few years absence] and Gunnric [re-authorising]
Light training has been suffering due to a lack of venue, but there
seems to
be some renewed interest as Stormhold starts to re-establish their
own light
fighting force. (This was one of the things that we hoped would occur
when
Arrowsreach went out on their own.)
Arrowsreach hosted a martial combat weekend in January, thanks to the
steward Kate McIver, with participation in both light and heavy combat.
This
event was attended by wayfarers from interstate and other groups within
Stormhold, as well as those residing within the boundaries of Arrowsreach.
A number of Arrowsreach fighters attended the Border War in February,
both
heavy and light combatants.
My deputy, Sui (Paul Jackson), has filled the breach during my absences,
and
for this I am extremely grateful. He is a Marshal in training and has
been
working and learning with Atar of Sarum. Arrowsreach has a number of
authorised Marshals: myself, Atar, Little Brusi and also Thorfinn.
Thorrgill
also regularly attends Tuesday training; he is the group marshal of
Krae
Glas.
I am not aware of any grievance problems, except the rumours the
gripes about armour. Nor am I aware of any problems concerning safety
either
in training or at events. Arrowsreach tends to take their martial arts
very
seriously and this is reflected in the attitudes of the fighters.
Workshops are planned on weapons and shield making, as well as various
training regimens.
MARGIE OF GLENMORE
Title: BASICS
Description: This evening is designed to work on the basics of heavy fighting. It will run through how to 'throw' the basic blows [Snaps, overheads, and wraps], how to use a 'bunny round' shield, good fighting stances, pell work, and conclude with some 1/4 speed fighting. It is aimed at helping beginners through to experts.
Equipment: Requires sword and shield
Cost : $5
Times: 7:30 -9pm
Includes: shield usage
basic blows
stances
pell work
1/4 Speed Fighting practice
General full speed fighting from 9pm. - requires SCA legal armour, and
weapons.
SOME spare armour can be provided, by prior arrangement
Title: WEAPON ATTACKS
Description:
This evening will be focusing on using a weapon. It will cover using combinations, different types of body movement to generate power, different types of weapons [and their usages], and good sword technique. It is aimed at intermediate, to advanced fighters, but beginners are welcome!
Equipment: requires sword. shield would be helpful.
Cost: $5
Time: 7:30 -9pm
Includes: practical sword blows
shots types
combination shots
types of weapons
1/4 speed fighting practice
General full speed fighting from 9pm. - requires SCA legal armour, and
weapons.
SOME spare armour can be provided, by prior arrangement
Title: SHIELDS
Description:
Do you know exactly what you are doing with your shield? - or, "just sort of flinching in a 'helpful way'" ? This evening we will be running through WHY we use the shields we do, and how to get the best from it. We also will show different types of shield, which might be better suited to YOUR style.
Equipment: requires shield.
Cost: $5
Time: 7:30 -9pm
Includes: practical shield usage
Shield movement
shield construction
types of shields
General full speed fighting from 9pm. - requires SCA legal armour, and
weapons.
SOME spare armour can be provided, by prior arrangement
Title: DISPLAYS ON THE FIELD
Description:
This evening we will be helping you think about your look on the field. Do you want to look bright and flashy? do you want to look aggressive, but motley? Do you have a device? We intend to cover all these, plus more! How to die, with style! How to issue a challenge and how to receive a challenge...
Equipment: requires imagination, pen and paper
Cost: $5
Time: 7:30 -9pm
Includes: chivalry on the field
armour/garb standards
pageantry/heraldic displays on the field
General full speed fighting from 9pm. - requires SCA legal armour, and
weapons.
SOME spare armour can be provided, by prior arrangement
A copy of this can also be found on the Arrowsreach Webpage.
SUI ZO
Names and addresses are like keys. One collects them, just like keys
on a
ring, until they become unwieldy and must be sorted, and filed or disposed
of if no longer necessary. It was as I was doing this, with my own
long
list of web addresses, that I stumbled upon directions to the fair
realm of
Arrowsreach. Having only visited once, long ago, I decided it was time
for
a return visit. I engaged my trusty beige steed and bode it make haste
for
Arrowsreach. I goaded it strongly, intoning "Thou is a slow fucking
modem,
a pox on your circuits", for I was looking forward to reading a local
paper
entitled "The Aardvarkian", which I had enjoyed in times past.
Arrowsreach is far from royal influence, hidden amongst the bogans and
other
barbarian tribes of the eastern realms. This allows a certain freedom
in the
writing which appears in the Aardvarkian. Sometimes, much wisdom can
be
discovered amongst the fevered rantings of the uninhibited locals.
However,
nothing was to prepare me for the discovery I made while walking the
electronic halls of medieval freakdom in this particular issue, Issue
III.
There, in the editorial, was none other than my own monosyllabic name!
(It
is my observation that Arrowreachians have long and complex monikers,
often
with separate titles that further confuse.)
It seems that you, dear Editor, saw fit to quote me on some culinary
advice
I had given to you some years ago. I take no offence at this, or even
the
implications that I am unwise or can't cook - both of which are undoubtedly
true. Indeed, I was somewhat honoured to be mentioned in what was obviously
an important publication in the region. However, there were two important
omissions. Firstly, the wisdom or lack thereof was not mine alone.
I was
aided by Rian 'WhoHadMoreHairThen' Douglas, a fellow scholar. I recall
our
work together well. It was while we shopped for the very frypan gift
that
would bear our wise advice that we were struck by the sudden fear that
other
shoppers would think we were gay. Also, the content of the advice itself
was inspired not only by our own cooking preferences, but those of
your
then fiancé, Evan. In his bachelor days, he had fry-ups that
could beat the
best and would laugh in the face of a family history of heart disease
to
boot.
The second omission is equally serious. There was in fact a second frypan,
bearing the all important part of the message. This part was nowhere
to
be seen in the third issue of the Aardvarkian. I ask that you now print
it,
so your readers can benefit from the full message. The full
quote is:
Frypan 1: When in doubt, fry.
Frypan 2: If at first you don't succeed: fry, fry again.
Yours Sincerely,
Paul Bird
Burnley, VIC
(Late of Misty Regions East Of Arrowsreach)
Editor's note- (I apologise humbly for my misquote and am most honoured that you graced us with your venerable wisdom!)
So, again... thanks for the memories!